Humor plays an essential role in our overall well-being. It also makes the workday a little more fun. To celebrate National Humor Month, we collected a few good, clean office jokes to share with coworkers.
Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
What did the employee do when the boss said to have a good day? He went home.
Why did the lady quit her job at the helium factory? She refused to be talked to in that voice.
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you! You have my Word!
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor.”
Who wins in a fight between Sunday and Monday? Sunday. Monday is a weekday.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. My desk is a workstation…
I couldn’t work today because of an eye problem. I just can’t see myself working today.
I don’t mind coming to work, it’s the 8-hour wait to go home I can’t stand.
I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes and he gave me a 5% raise.
Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, “By the way, which companies are after you?” I responded, “The gas, electric, and cable company.”
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeńo business.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What’s Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
My boss saw me walk in and said, “Hey! Have a great day today.” So, I left and went to the movies.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
My co-workers are so adorable! They name all of their food! Right now, I’m eating a yogurt named Betty.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I just couldn’t concentrate.
What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Start off with a big fortune.
A new small business was opening and one of the owner’s friends arranged for flowers to be sent to mark the occasion and wish the owner luck.
And for the Finale…
The flowers duly arrived at the new business site and the business owner read the accompanying card to find it said, “Rest in Peace.” The business owner rang his friend and told him what the card read. The friend was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should consider this: Somewhere there’s a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, ‘Congratulations on your new location.’”
We hope you got a chuckle a two out of these. Time to go try them out on your coworkers!